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WiganWhite created the topic: Festive joke
3 men die and go to heaven, they are met at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who say's we are getting a bit full in here so I am going to ask you all a question related to Christmas and if you give me a good answer you can come into heaven!
St Peter say's to 1st man what have you got on your person that is related to Xmas, 1st man starts to search himself and pulls a lighter out of his pocket and sparks it up, St Peter say's what has that got to do with Xmas? man say's it represents a candle! St Peter say's good answer you can come in.
St Peter says to 2nd man, what have you got on your person that relates to Xmas? Man searches himself and pulls out his car keys and rattles them and say's, the noise represents the church bell's! St Peter say's very good you can come in!
St Peter say's to 3rd bloke who has been frantically going through his pockets, what have you got on your person that represents Xmas? Man red faced pulls out a skimpy pair of women's knickers! St Peter quite taken aback say's what have they got to do with Xmas?
Man say's They are Carols!